I’m sorry this took two days to travel, and I had shorter connections than I thought. It took time to travel through security and find my next gate. I usually had four hours, but the international flights boarded an hour before leaving, and some flights were delayed. It was fun and chaotic. It was not really possible to write.
I also did not edit this with care as it is long, and some miswordings fit this part of the experience.

So much for the theory that exercise would help jetlag. I was wide awake at 3. I rose at 4ish. I dressed at about 5ish and finished packing at about 6 and was at breakfast at 6:30 in the morning when it started. I got a note on WhatsApp (more used in Africa and non-Apple worshippers) that the international family wanted to meet at the Old Medina (Souk) briefly. They were flying back today but wanted to see the Souk and me.
Despite being up most of the night, I was feeling (for now) awake and comfortable. I read and relaxed a bit in the lobby. At 9ish, I headed out in my black jacket, hat, Cthulhu Absinthe brand T-shirt, and tan slacks. I walked over to the large park and walked its length. One of the staff cleaning the park waved, and I dipped my hat, which got a bow and a hand-over-heart response–I am remembered. I get a very positive response from my hat dipping and showing respect to the staff anywhere. The police often smile and salute back.

I cut over to the main road at the end of the park (near the Cathedral) that leads to the United Nations Plaza, which is across from the Old Medina. Instead of risking the streets, there is an underground bypass of the busy intersections, which I used again to cross the crazy roads and light rail mixing and matching. I had managed to be a few minutes early, which I was proud to have timed so well to be early. Soon, the family, just two of them today, met me.
We entered the Souk, and it was just starting to open. We were there about 10. We quickly walked about 1/4 of it and exited on a busy street with many shops and locals. It was a noisy place as Casablanca is less of a tourist town and more people are working for a living. The Old Medina was less of a tourist show (there were no snake charmers, for example) and many more items for the locals. There are lots of soccer for sale. I still notice Nike stuff and look to see if it is real–what I saw looked real.
We stopped at Cafe France, which I used yesterday, and this time, we picked a table not in the flight path of the birds, and the waiter remembered me from last time (I tip well) and was happy to have me back with friends. We ordered mint tea (I ordered a snack as breakfast was back at 6:30), and we talked and enjoyed the world going by. The chaos of the taxis in front of the Hyatt was almost hypnotic as the taxis would stop, cause a snarl that was announced with massive use of horn, and then resolve. It was like a bizarre dance.

My new friends (and readers of this blog) will stay in touch, and they bought. Very kind. They had to head to the airport and return to the East Coast of the USA. After saying goodbye, I headed to the poster museum. I was over 10,000 steps already, and my feet and legs were complaining, so I paused a few times. I have checked, and the book of posters from the museum is expensive for the English version of Abe.com. Here in Casablanca, it is about $45 USA, so I bought one. I also found a key holder and bought that in a nice shop a block from Cafe France. They also had cookbooks, but they apologized for being out of stock of English versions (their collection of other languages was impressive). Their English was good, and they were helpful and not pushy. My key holder was from Disney, broke years ago, was repaired, and is now falling apart. I found one from Morocco that is in the shape of a door here, and I think it will be a fine replacement. The book I managed to slide into the checked bag, and I am carrying the key holder in my carry-on.
I found lunch at McDonald’s. I had been wondering what to do for lunch and suddenly found I was standing near one of these USA places. Why not? It was good and familiar. The mustard packet was French and hot—perfect on fries.
You can complain that I should eat some local-style food instead, but the Moroccans are proud of these places. They should be. It was inexpensive and good.

I walked back, and it became a struggle as my legs and feet were through the Casablanca sidewalks and cobblestones. I returned and packed some more, rested, and cleaned up. I finished the packing, nearly sitting on the one suitcase to close it.
I read for a while and then checked out at 4ish with an extra $60 for late check-out. Some room taxes and the dinner in the hotel a few times gave them something to use my AMEX for. I decided to go to the tea place again and have one last mint tea. I stayed until the Mövenpick sent someone over to let me know the taxi was waiting. It was thirty minutes early.
I made my goodbyes to the hotel and tea guy. Some of the red-jacketed Mövenpick staff came out to see me off. I dipped my hat again, and they all smiled. The taxi guys were unhappy, and my luggage and my person were moved to the taxi first in the line instead of the second one. This driver spoke no English but yelled in something like French the whole way. I laughed as we were cut off, waved into traffic by a cop, and almost crushed. Other events were best seen not firsthand. I cheered him on, and the hand gestures became more pronounced, and his French became more obvious. Might as well enjoy it!
I had to know where I was going in the airport, Qatar Airlines in Terminal 1, and actively assisted once we were there. There still were some sudden lane changes, and passing that again looked more like a racecar than an airport to me. Soon, I was delivered intact. I overpaid the driver. He was grateful. I was happy to be there.
I found the gates to be checked in. There was no online check-in for this one; it was old school. I had to supply my Driver’s License as my passport did not record my address. It took two people to check me in. I was early. There was more security (two bag x-rays and person checks per airport). One is to enter the airport, and the other is to enter the gate. Even on transfers, as I soon learned.
The plane’s loading was strictly by class, something I had noticed before, and we, the unwashed economy, had to wait until all the first and business class were on the plane. The 787 Dreamliner was OK. I was surprised by how small the space I had. My carry-on was put in the overhead bin, and I managed with my phone, coat, and hat. My seatmate spoke no English and was in full make-up and dress. She got up often, but generally, she was OK.

I read a new book and had my headphones on my phone. I all but passed out, and I was so sleepy. After they fed us a good meal, I slept, they woke us, fed us again, let us sleep again, and finally landed. My neck pillow was in the bin, so I used the pillow that was given to me. There was also a blanket. I did not get headphones, but I mostly slept that flight away.

I watched the sunrise from the plane and then got to walk off the plane, after waiting for first and business class, in my socks. I was stiff. This is a tarmac landing, so we get off the plane on the big stairs, and then a bus takes you forever, it seems, to the terminal.

The cement pad was rough and hurt through my socks. The bus ride was short, and I stepped on more rough cement and cement floors. I sat in the first chair near an escalator packed with people from various planes. I also find a men’s room.
This is Doah, and the stall I use is wet; it is actually nearly flooded from the bidet. I managed to not get my pants soaked; I changed shirt and underwear using the emergency pair I keep in my carry-on (it is heavy with spare clothing, food–from the USA: a can of chicken salad with crackers–and my 15″ laptop). I balance on one foot, soaking my socks, and wonder what a terrible end it would be to slip in Qatar, fall into a bidet, and die with one leg in your underwear. CSI Qatar would be greatly confused. I survive and manage not to giggle from my thoughts of the reconstruction video of my death on a CSI Qatar episode out loud, as that may be culturally incorrect in a men’s room stall (in any country). Before stepping further into Doah Airport, I risk a cultural error by removing my socks and putting on new socks in a chair and then my shoes.
There is more security and disassembly and reassembly, but I am allowed my shoes this time. The laptop stays in the bag, too. I am asked again about liquids (not about laptops, knives, food, or anything else—my tiny toothpaste tube is ignored). My memory of the airport is of a mall, a very expensive one, with cars and some interesting places. I would have loved to have had a beer and time to try some places, but I made my next mistake. I go to the gate.
It is a one-way gate with more security and more questions about liquids with some seriousness this time. I manage the assembly and disassembly without issues. There were no restrooms, water, or anything except uncomfortable chairs. I forgot this is European-styled security, and the gate is a secured space with no amenities.

Soon, I will wait with everyone else for Business and First Class, and then we will finally be allowed on the plane. This time, I will be in the back of the plane, 37A, and the seat between me and a nice Indian man (his family has the center seats) is empty! The Airbus 350 Qatar Airlines plane is comfortable, and the legroom is good in the cheap seats, if not excellent. There are also plenty of restrooms. The 787 from Casablanca had me wedged into my seat and was full. I dreaded the 17 hours after a miserable 7 hours on the 787, but the 350 was an excellent ride, more like a busy hotel lobby with food and assigned seats.

The food was good and imaginative. The stewardess says she loves sweats, and I have a strange bread pudding for my first meal. It is excellent, and there are two full meals and one breakfast. Perfect. My seatmate, one over, slept most of the trip, and we used the spare seat for storage and glasses. The beer and wine were free; I had a Stella to remember Susie, one of her favorites. I watched three movies. I slept most of Wonka away as I had enjoyed it in theaters. The 350 Engine noise is problematic; I can barely hear or understand the movies and the staff. The entertainment center allows for pairing headphones. Next time in Qatar Airlines, I will bring noise-reducing headphones.
I manage to sleep–wake–eat–sleep–wake, and I decide, passing the 1/2 waypoint, to watch more movies. I find a French movie and am happy to enable English subtitles. As I no longer have to hear the words, this is a great experience as the sounds work. I cannot recommend La passion de Dodin Bouffant more. I cried often as the story was sad and about someone passing. A great movie is one where one can see one’s life retraced in another story. This is also about cooking in the late 1800s. Please find this one and watch it.
Aquaman was one movie without subtitles unless I wanted them in Arabic, and it really did not need the sound to work. It was a spectacle and, even with my hearing issues, fun and almost campy. It is not as terrible as some other movies, best forgotten, cut from the same overused material, and fun. It was a good one for a flight, and I needed a brain cookie after the deep La passion movie.

The miles and disturbed sleep patterns are beginning to take a toll. I reluctantly gave up my Airbus 350, thinking biz class would have been a kick (next time, if I can get it for less than 1,000 more), and headed into the long hallways of LAX customs. The lines are long, and the directions are fewer than I had in other countries. We, in long lines, all laugh when the customs agents leave us to just one agent for a long line. “Bad luck,” I hear. It was lunchtime, and soon, we had more agents. I clear through with no questions.
I found my bag (you have to grab it and pass through customs with your luggage) with the help of an agent from Qatar dressed smartly in a stewardess outfit, even with a hat. It was hidden behind bags already removed from the track. The silverish metal tag, slightly crumbled, helped.

I am still having trouble with directions and signage, but I manage to follow directions and put my bag on the right track. The bag will see me again in PDX. I help a Korean gal find her way, and she helps me get on the right bus. We are bussed to the correct terminal, five this time, and soon, yes, more security. This is TSA, and the American flags finally tell me I am home. The language is no longer French/Arabic; it is always strange when you first realize you can understand folks again. And, f**k, the shoes have to come off this time, and I manage to reassembly and disassembly. I also helped the Korean gal through the process. She even waits for me as I take more time to reassemble. We discover she is f**ked as her flight was canceled while she was in flight from Doha, Qatar. I leave her with the Air Canada agent as they figure out what to do. I managed to make it to my gate through the usual chaos of a full Alaska Airlines coverage to Portland, and I had only twenty minutes (after the flight was late, customs slow, and the connection required bussing). There is a bar near the gate. I sit and have a locally made (in Oregon) Blue Moon, a light beer. It is not served with a lemon, which I miss; my aversion to fruit that I did not peel is fading now. I have only a $100 bill and Morrocan 500 in bills–funny. I had to use the AMEX and, to the disappointment of the bartender, closed out my tab immediately. Refreshed and happy to be back in the USA, I enjoy the chaos of a gate where you can’t hear the announcements. Another person, like me, had a boarding pass printed many countries ago, and I decided we were in group D and board. He is concerned, and I tell him they don’t actually check. He smiles nervously and joins me, and we board without incident. I almost offered my seat to have dinner and a quiet few hours in LAX–the jetlag speaking to me, but instead wedged myself in a bus-like 737-800 and headed home.
We, like all my flights, were delayed by twenty minutes, and I do remember leaving the gate, but next, I woke to my surprise, already flying–I had never slept through a take-off until now. I sleep a few more times but get some coffee.

I am happy to see the usual friendly, organized PDX with its long hallways, correct signage, bright colors, and good food/bar places. I walk the strange passages from gate C to the joint of the other gates and, finally, the exit. I stopped by a men’s room, relieved that it was clean and not damp, and took care of the business. I am not in a hurry as there are no more customs, security, or other issues to slow me, and I have no more connections. I find my bag without issue and roll it with my heavy carry-on to the Red Economy Lot bus. I had to look at my phone for the first picture of the trip. It is the where-the-f**k-did-I-put-Air-Volvo first picture of the trip, D2 Red, and soon enjoy the bus, one more, and then walk in the blessed Oregon Mist in my hat and coat, so very happy to be home.
Driving and paying the car keep fee ($135) are not difficult. I put on Kink.fm and soon followed the familiar patterns, careful not to let my mind wander, meaning I was actually sleeping. I arrived safe and without any sleep-driving.
Corwin is home, watching me unload my bag and fill the washer. I will have to rewash some of it as it will be a wrinkled mess, but it is best to get this first load done now. Corwin took my suggestion and ordered an excellent pizza from Round Table, which was delivered using my card. I shower and feel clean again.
Morocco was an excellent place to visit. The international American family recommended a tourist trip to multiple cities, including a bullet train to Tangiers (they loved that on their trip), and I agree. But I love a busy modern city like Casablanca, and the beaches are very nice. I have no regrets, and I was not looking for a drinking, eating, and partying experience. I was let go by Nike, decided I was retired, and left the country on the next trip I could arrange. It was a good plan, and I am happy to have executed it.

Casablanca and Morocco are recommended as safe and friendly but try to have some French. When there, find a chair and table, order mint tea with water, and watch Morocco and the world go by. Maybe have a pastry. Tip too much and make them smile.

Thanks for reading.
